Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written
by college students.
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- 10).
- Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips
- 9).
- Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are
double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.
- 8).
- Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't dorm
food.
- 7).
- Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the
Romans.
- 6).
- Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
- 5).
- The place where the end of the world occurs, not the Plains
of Armageddon, rather Finals.
- 4).
- Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.
- 3).
- Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years:
They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman.
- 2).
- Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement.
- 1).
- Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on
the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before
it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one
noticed.
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